| THE TIME HAS COME AT LAST TO THROW AWAY THIS MASK NOW EVERYONE CAN SEE MY TRUE IDENTITY |


Lost "This is embarrassing." I kicked away a rock in frustration, listening to it thunk off a nearby tree. The sun was low in the sky, at just the right mocking angle to make me squint. I was lost, separated from Toxin or Mosquito or Volt. That would normally be a pretty hard feat, but that stupid fat superhero came in at just the right angle to scramble us- "Are we gonna be okay?" a meek voice came from behind me.Lost
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| Dr. E. Coli (born with the unpronounceable first name of ☈) grew up in a deserted Minnesotan town off the coast of Zimbabwe. Through the acquisition of a magical watch chain, Dr. E. went through rigorous, supernatural training to hone such skills as procrastination, apathy, and daydreaming. The pseudo-doctor later moved on to compete in a galaxy-wide Lacrosse tournament, only to lose at the championship against a competitor known only as "Meringue." Crushed, E. went back to Earth, desperately searching for other ways to fulfill one's destiny. Today Dr. E. resides in the "Colicave," eating Ritz Chips and plotting world domination in the form of musicals. Though art is also a hobby. |
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"If we discover a desire within us that nothing in this world can satisfy, we should begin to wonder if perhaps we were created for another world." -C.S. Lewis
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FINER THINGS IN LIFE OR BUST!
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DON'T DO DRUGS KIDS
DRUGS DON'T DO KIDS
KIDS DRUGS DO DON'T
DO KIDS DON'T DRUGS
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DRUGS DON'T DO KIDS
KIDS DRUGS DO DON'T
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